ANOTHER LIST OF 5 SCARIEST THINGS FOUND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT (NUMBER 2 WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS!!!)

Despite the fact that guns exist, criminals and scary creatures still like to roam the earth at night, like complete idiots. Seriously I wouldn't sign up to be a monster if I knew that half of all Texans have at least 4 machine guns per person. Anyway, here's another list of top 5 scariest things found in the dead of night, because I'm insanely unoriginal. Deal with it. Number 1: Whatever the Heck this Thing is

Contrary to popular belief, Canada actually does exist. Shocking, I know. Number 2: McDonalds

I'm not even scared of the clown or anything. It's the trans fat that should make you cry in fear. Number 3: This Family

Despite their appearances, this happy family is responsible for pretty much every bad thing that exists in the universe. Gee thanks, the Johnson family! Number 4: What the Heck...

Don't give this to Nation... Number 5: The Color Green

I've never been that big of a fan of this particular shade of green. This pretty much sums up ANOTHER LIST OF 5 SCARIEST THINGS FOUND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT (NUMBER 2 WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS!!!).