TOP 5 ANCIENT ARTIFACTS FOUND IN AMERICA (NUMBER 5 WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!)

North America is one of the oldest continents in the world... Well, it's actually the exact same age as every other continent, but that's completely besides the point. Because of America's age, there's been a ton of chances for weird people to leave behind weird stuff throughout its lengthy history, from colonial times, to pre-colonial times. Today, we're exploring some of the strangest, weirdest, most bizarre ancient artifacts to ever be found in the good ol' USA. Number 1: A Mysterious Beverage

As we all know, artificial fruit tea beverages have existed since the early dawn of man. It's relationship between mankind has been inseparable since the beginning of time, because artificial fruit tea is required for life of any kind. However, no fruit teas have been found in the Earth's crust that date back earlier then the 1980's. This is a very mysterious predicament and have left some scientists crazily thinking that maybe our ancestors didn't drink artificial fruit teas. This notion is obviously ridiculous by any measure, and has been refuted by most of every expert on the matter. Yet the question still remains... Where are these 'missing links'? Luckily, in the latter part of 2020, Dr. Richard Hubert, a scientist at Yale university, discovered a Snapple bottle that contained fruit tea, carbon dated back to the year 1967. This monumental leap in historical knowledge has left Dr. Hubert more then 34 Nobel Peace prizes. Unfortunately, the bottle is written in some long forgotten language and has yet to be deciphered. We may never understand what the bottle actually says. Number 2: Old Zealand

YES! FINALLY! Recent breakthroughs in thermomicrospcopicvolcanosatellite technologies have revealed that Old Zealand is a real thing! Simply amazing. ...Wait wasn't this list suppose to be about North America?... Nevermind. Number 3: The 'Fidget Spinner'

This relic of a former, now dead civilization is the only remembrance of what life was like for this North American dwelling people. Was this object some way to see into the future? Did they use it to shave their hair? Was it a weapon of mass destruction? Maybe this was the reason their civilization went extinct in the first place. We'll never know. Number 4: Obama

Obama, the first president of America's (2783 BC) bones were recently dug up under a Walmart in Alaska. Little is known about our first president, but maybe we'll discover more about his life when the autopsy reports come out. Number 5: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!